Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day
08-29-09, 06:51 AM
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https://austin.craigslist.org/bik/1347906044.html
"...Ugly but cool reversed bars are actually some late 50's-early 60's Wald bars and stem. Surface rust, yes, but very solid and while nerdy when conventional, reversed I think gives the track bike look and actually has a good fit feel. Wrapped some weathered foam grips in expensive rubber self-sealing high grade tape so they are both soft and grippy (do not twist and slide off, well attached)."
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"...Ugly but cool reversed bars are actually some late 50's-early 60's Wald bars and stem. Surface rust, yes, but very solid and while nerdy when conventional, reversed I think gives the track bike look and actually has a good fit feel. Wrapped some weathered foam grips in expensive rubber self-sealing high grade tape so they are both soft and grippy (do not twist and slide off, well attached)."
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08-29-09, 09:14 AM
Don't really have a bike.
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awesome.
09-04-09, 04:30 PM
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Probably really old but this blew me away
why?
i guess its art.
why?
i guess its art.
09-04-09, 04:34 PM
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09-04-09, 05:11 PM
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note CRASS disc. punk as ****.
09-04-09, 08:45 PM
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09-04-09, 10:42 PM
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or make you happy when your dick stops working.
09-07-09, 01:16 AM
bree bree bree
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I just have a short story. I was in my LBS today because I needed a new tube installed because mine literally exploded while I was pumping it and don't have any tools right now. This kid comes in on some ugly conversion with no foot retention and this suuuuper beefy chrome fork.
I asked "What kind of fork is that?"
"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."
"Oh"
He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.
"This ain't workin"
"You need to twist the valve open."
"Oh.... this still ain't workin."
"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."
"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."
I hate people.
I asked "What kind of fork is that?"
"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."
"Oh"
He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.
"This ain't workin"
"You need to twist the valve open."
"Oh.... this still ain't workin."
"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."
"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."
I hate people.
09-07-09, 01:50 AM
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09-07-09, 09:21 AM
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lalala don't mind me:
09-07-09, 11:11 AM
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you into artistic cycling bro? that sprocket is smaller than the one on my BMX.
09-07-09, 11:26 AM
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well duh I know that, but I don't think a sprocket smaller than 30t belongs on a 700c bike.
09-07-09, 11:43 AM
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I just have a short story. I was in my LBS today because I needed a new tube installed because mine literally exploded while I was pumping it and don't have any tools right now. This kid comes in on some ugly conversion with no foot retention and this suuuuper beefy chrome fork.
I asked "What kind of fork is that?"
"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."
"Oh"
He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.
"This ain't workin"
"You need to twist the valve open."
"Oh.... this still ain't workin."
"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."
"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."
I hate people.
I asked "What kind of fork is that?"
"I dunno. It came wit da bike. I get hella compliments."
"Oh"
He then just grabs a floor pump, and tries to pump his tire.
"This ain't workin"
"You need to twist the valve open."
"Oh.... this still ain't workin."
"You're using the shrader valve hole. Use the one for the presta valve."
"Huh? The what? It just ain't workin. This hole is too big."
I hate people.
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09-19-09, 01:29 AM
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RAGE
09-19-09, 01:46 AM
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well, that guy earned whatever happens to him
09-19-09, 01:51 AM
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I'm pretty sure the owner got those for free with a broken drop.
09-19-09, 02:51 AM
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Those kind of hurt my feelings.
09-19-09, 03:02 AM
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i am extremely offended
09-19-09, 12:25 PM
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09-19-09, 06:25 PM
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not even so you can be all the hot **** in jackass bike threads everywhere?