Found my stolen bike. Now what?
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BESTEST THREAD ENDING EVAR!!!!!
delicious, i laughed so hard i had tears.
throttlejock, glad you got the bike back FINALLY!
and just in case throttlejock fails on the scooter wheelie picture:
delicious, i laughed so hard i had tears.
throttlejock, glad you got the bike back FINALLY!
and just in case throttlejock fails on the scooter wheelie picture:
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i bet he doesnt fail
throttlejock is like a plant
he operates so slowly you need time lapse photography to see that he is really alive and responsive
throttlejock is like a plant
he operates so slowly you need time lapse photography to see that he is really alive and responsive
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I grew up in miami ... damn bike thieves everywhere... one of them stole my dads raleigh 10 speed right out from my front porch... I loved that damn thing.... bastages.
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Well at least now I can get my life back on track. I have spent all my vacation and sick time to sit at home and monitor this threat. Only leaving to grab food. I have gained 20 pounds and have a blood clot in my leg. But it was worth it damnit! I know now there is a bigger internet ****** Bag than Aleksey Vayner
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I just read this whole thread from start to finish. I think I am going to go into the woods shuffle under some leaves and die.
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Wow! I come back to this thread after about a month. I read the final story by throttlejock, and then I read the above quoted post. I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious!!
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I think I'm going to leave my bike unlocked somewhere, stake it out for awhile, follow the bandits that steal it home, steal it back with more swashbuckling action than all 3 pirates of the caribbean movies and post the whole story in another thread to cancel-out the jackassery of this one. Seriously, close this beast.
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