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Found my stolen bike. Now what?

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Old 10-23-07, 02:12 AM
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BESTEST THREAD ENDING EVAR!!!!!

delicious, i laughed so hard i had tears.

throttlejock, glad you got the bike back FINALLY!

and just in case throttlejock fails on the scooter wheelie picture:
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Old 10-23-07, 10:33 AM
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i bet he doesnt fail

throttlejock is like a plant

he operates so slowly you need time lapse photography to see that he is really alive and responsive
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Originally Posted by metaljim
BESTEST THREAD ENDING EVAR!!!!!

delicious, i laughed so hard i had tears.

throttlejock, glad you got the bike back FINALLY!

and just in case throttlejock fails on the scooter wheelie picture:
nice phone.
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Old 10-23-07, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by metaljim
delicious, i laughed so hard i had tears.
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thanks! i spent way too much time on that ;-)
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I grew up in miami ... damn bike thieves everywhere... one of them stole my dads raleigh 10 speed right out from my front porch... I loved that damn thing.... bastages.
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Old 10-23-07, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by silent1
The bike has been built back up to original form to get me to the gas station and back.
Something in this statement doesnt match well with the topic of riding a bicycle
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Old 10-23-07, 01:18 PM
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prolly for cigs/beer/snacks/scooter?
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Well at least now I can get my life back on track. I have spent all my vacation and sick time to sit at home and monitor this threat. Only leaving to grab food. I have gained 20 pounds and have a blood clot in my leg. But it was worth it damnit! I know now there is a bigger internet ****** Bag than Aleksey Vayner
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Old 10-23-07, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by mander
Frank Sobotka FTW
Worst season, still better than 99% of everything else....shame how Frankie boy ended up
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Originally Posted by delicious
thanks! i spent way too much time on that ;-)
Delicious, that was some quality writing, the only worthwhile item on lo these many pages of denoument, apoplexy, and letdown. Thank you for the reprieve.
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Old 10-24-07, 03:32 AM
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The bike in question, burning in Hell for putting us all through this miserable thread
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Hah hah. Throttle Joke. Pwned.
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Old 12-05-07, 05:47 PM
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I just read this whole thread from start to finish. I think I am going to go into the woods shuffle under some leaves and die.
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Old 12-05-07, 06:19 PM
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Now thats an ending!

PS, nice avatar, is that bed & breakfast? I watched the whole truffaut series last fall.
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Oh no. It's back.
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You know what else should be back? Sal 23's. Those things were the ****.
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Old 12-05-07, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by kemmer
Oh no. It's back.
You have the power... the power to end this forever.
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Old 12-06-07, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
You know what else should be back? Sal 23's. Those things were the ****.

They came back for a little while ~4yrs ago. They need to come back again though.
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Old 12-06-07, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
You know what else should be back? Sal 23's. Those things were the ****.
**** yea man i ****in love them thangs. bro's used to ask me where i got my jordans at.
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Old 12-06-07, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ryand
So... you drove your scooter drunk, stole a bike in front of a guy, and then left your scooter right next to the bike that was previously stolen?

Either you are stupid, or this is a horrible lie.
Wow! I come back to this thread after about a month. I read the final story by throttlejock, and then I read the above quoted post. I couldn't stop laughing. This is hilarious!!
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Old 12-12-07, 05:00 AM
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I think I'm going to leave my bike unlocked somewhere, stake it out for awhile, follow the bandits that steal it home, steal it back with more swashbuckling action than all 3 pirates of the caribbean movies and post the whole story in another thread to cancel-out the jackassery of this one. Seriously, close this beast.
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Old 01-01-08, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by El-ahrairah
I just read this whole thread from start to finish. I think I am going to go into the woods shuffle under some leaves and die.
v.v
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Old 01-01-08, 01:46 PM
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Oh Jesus God. Someone please blow this thread up.
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