In the Case of an Emergency
 

Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.

DC sounds a bit more central...

As long as I can mount some harpoon guns to my bike, I'll meet anywhere.

How the **** is that central? Thats just stupid.
Plus, its cold as **** up there.

I vote for nodes.
I'm more powerful in my own area.

+1

first we'll have to meet in more localized areas--think bfssfg northeast, bfssfg midwest, bfssfg deep south, bfssfg rockies, et cetera, et cetera.

then we can meet in more general locations

Right.
Strength in numbers.

Everyone synchronize your steampunk watches.

I think the last thing I would want to do in the apocalyptic times is meet up with other people from an internet chatroom...

Come on, it was only a matter of time till someone said it. :D

Sorry guys, I'm taking my tallbike to hook up with one of those bike punk gangs. They seem better equiped to handle an apocolypse. What would SSFG do without pink deep Vs and matching ourys?

Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?

Everyone knows semen works just as well.

I'm with kemmer.

Load up the tallbike with supplies and grab the shotgun.

dreadlocks are equally acceptable and require no product of any kind. If you just had to have the mohawk, aforementioned semen would work or you could just kill some horses to make your own glue.

Well, we all know there a plenty of dead horses being kicked around these forums. Grab some on your way out so you can start early on the DIY glue.

Screw you guys. If the apocalypse hits I'm on a 5,000 speed hardtail mountain bike with panniers and a shotgun saddle bag.

Get one with a fork that locks out so you can make it up a hill...




...can I be in your hardtail renegade gang?

Can you start a fire with flint?

what, so you can run out of ammo?

seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

I'm moving into a WalMart when the times comes. Enough ammo and non-explicit CDs to last a lifetime.
Golf clubs and baseball bats too, if needed.

The Apocalypse is not coming due to gas/oil prices. It is coming because of Nundies!!!

As for me it is off to the beach house. I'd just have to figure out the best way to strap the fishing poles to the bike.

Riding around on bicycles with swords and bows?!?!?!?!?! That would be too cool :eek:

what, so you can run out of arrows? Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.

True, but you have to have a gun till everyone else runs out of ammo. You just also have to be ready when it's time to switch to maces and crossbows.

Finally a good reason for the existence of sprawl-mart