Ooh, ooh, can I get one too? I don't like the way some of those squirrels are looking at me on my commute. And don't get me started about traffic, they always seem to be on the road when I am.
Don't get me wrong, I understand the need for a police escort, but this seems to be a bit much. Ever think some of those people out are actually trying to go somewhere within a timely manner, let's say lunch.