Originally Posted by Machka

He doesn't speak English and is putting whatever his own language is into BabelFish or some other translator ... and it comes out all messed up. But because he doesn't speak English he doesn't realize that it is all messed up.

But if you can read this Kent ........ what is wrong with your bicycle that makes you think it is dead? And what language do you speak? What language are you putting into the translator?