As king I should get pretty much anything I want for free - right? Who cares about school kids?

I want a Madone and nice smooth pavement from wherever I happen to be to wherever I happen to be going. If it's raining I want somebody to be riding with me holding a giant umbrella so I don't get wet.

After I get my Madone I will race Lance and he will lose. I will race that fast British girl too. She can be ahead for awhile, - it would only be sporting of me. Good Kings are like that.