You definitely need to work on shortening. Mama's lil' baby got shortn'n bread! The shorter the commute, the faster you arrive! It's simple physics. Even Jeremy Clarkson will attest to this.

You should take the tires off and leave the inner tubes on the rims. Carry the bike to the nearest bus stop and ask for help to put the bike on the bus bike rack. Once at campus, you can reverse the process and have your bike handed back to you. Bus drivers are always willing to enlist their other customers in this task. Just walk your bike to the campus bike rack and lock it up, sort of.

Soon a crowd will gather to gawk at your new style of tires. Then, you can accrue much worship by informing the masses that your bike is a testbed for a new and ultra secret product to be released by Cheng Shen next year. The new hybrid puncture resistent inner tube/ balloon tire.

If you continuously shorten your commute, your race performance will increase proportionally. proven by the pros.

Lance Armstrong cured his cancer and won 22 consecutive Tours de France by ever decreasing his time on the bike. It's on the interwebs so, it must be factualable.