Hey -- I thought it was kinda funny, and I got 6 outta 9.
Now -- seriously....
Motorists, in large part, are lazy, self-important, convenience-loving wasters who need to see some personal benefit to saving the planet they live on, or to even break a sweat without getting paid for it. They are epitomized by a manager I used to work with, who was an evident financial wizard; his assertively expressed philosophy about charity was to only give to the point of getting the tax break -- one penny more and you were a sucker!
To actually step outside the accepted norm is all but unthinkable to them; pretentious status is their god, and money is the divine means to reach that god. To 'be better' then everyone they see is a secret lust,that can never be satisfied... because they'll discover eventually that they can never be.
Ooohhhhh, yeah... I'm a cynical SOB.