I read it several times and think that they want you to lend them your significantly and historically important bicycles to be disassembled and put together better than you did it yourself. The target date is a week or two and you will get you bicycles back in the Spring - guaranteed! But first, you must qualify for this incredible service by suggesting a local bicycle dealer that these guys can trust.

Yup, Indecent proposal seems to be a great title for this thread.