All joking aside...

I think the OP is sincere. I just think he is coming from such a different place (re: point of reference).

Let me translate what I think he is asking...

"I need a bike that you guys think is high-end collectible. We want to use it for a complex internets matrix thing that you won't understand. By taking it apart and making measurements, we can test our codes and inferences. The result will be an Internets based website that will allow customers to create virtual bicycles online, similar to those new car dealership customizations. We think we can return your bike undamaged within a few riding seasons."

How'd I do???