I wouldn't recommend California.

The women are all tan and wrinkled.

The cool salt breeze plays havoc with my alum bike not to mention my hair.

Next, you'll want a convertable and you know how dangerous those are.

Your heels will get all thick and crack because you never have to wear shoes.

You'll never be able to say, "You can't get there from here" again.

You'll miss the deer.

You'll miss the deer ticks.

You'll want to ride your bike 360 days a year and that's not good for your career or your religon.

I'm considering moving. Mabey to New Hampshire. I've read it's nice.