short!

.89 miles
20.8 max spd
8.2 avrg spd hahahaha
6 minutes saddle time

It didn't take long to realize there was too much black ice and riding would only be suicide. I stayed upright untill I came back home and dismounted, at which point the bike slid out from under me. I didn't fall and I caught the bike before hitting the ground, but nearly wrenched my back.

Gonna use the back massager, rest, shower, and drive to work like a lazy fat slob.