Old. Fat. Slow.
Actually, I just have no interest whatever in competing. I walk and I have hiked a lot, but I have zero interest in Olymic walking races. I drive, but have zero interest in racing cars. I eat but I have no interest in eating contests. I've never quite understood where the idea that every cyclist ought to be racing comes from.
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"be careful this rando stuff is addictive and dan's the 'pusher'."