Yesterday, I'm keeping to 30 km/h in a 30 km/h zone. A car comes up behind me and starts honking. I keep riding, but she swerves beside me and shouts through the open window "hey, I'm trying to pass," before she zooms by. Half a block and a couple of seconds later, she's at a stop light, and I pull up at her window. "You were speeding."
Her: "I couldn't have been speeding, I just passed you..."