So is this the correct cliff notes version?
WR calls Trek:
WR: My bike is broken and you need to fix it for free
T: Are you the original owner?
WR: No
T: Sorry but our warranty only applies to original owners. Could I interest you in a new frame for 20% off, which would include a full warranty?
WR: No, I want this bike fixed, for free
T: Well, if that's the case, pound sand.
WR: Do you know who I am?!?!
T: No but whoever you are, pound sand.