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Old 03-29-05 | 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by HaagenDas
90% of dog owners suck. They let their dogs crap and run all over the place without any regard for anyone else. All the chickens I've ever run in my back yard have been killed by dogs. I don't bother trying to keep chickens anymore for that reason. I try to capture them. Eventually some make it to the compost heap. The others get taken to the dog pound... prolly where I ought to be working - minus their collars.
Man do I agree with that. Dogs need to be leashed or chained. I've always had cats and I'd frequently see some large canine chasing one of my little ******* up a tree. If one of those big brutes had ever hurt one of them I'd probably whip out the ol' weapon of mass destruction and say something like this ...

See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?

... then I'd shoot 'em. If a dog bit me I'd probably try to bike him right back!
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