How about a gentleman's/gentlewomen's agreement....
The parody threads have been coming hard and heavy since the Northern hemisphere (and mostly the US) has been plunged into the depths of winter...sorry Southern hemisphere folks, you folks must have better things to do in your winter doldrums.
Here's the agreement: After March 31, 2010, 11:59p, Eastern Standard Time we agree to cease and desist in the creation of parody threads, even if the opportunity for parody is hard to resist.
I suppose sometime later, when the Southern hemisphere is back into winter we should suspend the agreement again.
Or, should we make it a New Years resolution?