"Wrench Force Bike Pump" = Bike pump forced with wrench.

"Cyclocross frame" = MTB with slicks

"Frame custom" = I put a Rock Shox sticker on a Mongoose.

"Will trade for a Cannondale" = Hyundai posted in bicycle category

"Tall frame" = Larger then 53cm.

"Almost New!" = Run. Fast. Very fast.

"Honest, reliable, and cheap bicycle repair" = Man armed with big hammer.

"ALL ORIGINAL" = Refer to: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attra...Sbike_kevf.jpg.

"...in factory sealed box" = Dealer attempting to go under the radar.

"BMX Private lessons!!! I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SHREDD!" = Desperate hipster.

"Bicycles wanted" = Gimmie your bikes. Now.

"Needs restoration" = Seeking landfill.

"Bicycle air pump" = What's left of it.

"WTB" = Something unobtainable.

"You have to see it!" = In a skip.

"Beach cruiser" = Oxidized object that once wore whitewall tires.

"Trec Bicycle" = Seller tore the decals when trying to put them on a Magna.

"High Performance" = The tires were pumped up within the last week.

"Stunning" = I'll tazer you if you don't buy it.

"Special price" = Marked up 50% from a new one at Sam's Big Target K Wal Club Mart Cosco World.

"will Trade outstanding racing bike for 2 iphones 3gs" = Someone just stole a Free Spirit 10 speed.

"$$$$$$$$$$BEST DEALS!!!!!!!!!" = Just flag it.

"To Mr. Backward Forks" = Self-absorbed BF mechanic that couldn't send an email.

"RE:" = Grammar class dropout who researches popular phrases for swearing purposes.

"Bicycle." = It isn't.

-Kurt