Is this true Bioflamingo?

If so, I will happily send you $500 (or whatever you feel is needed) to ship a few dozen refurbished 10 speeds to L.A. for me to resell, and then send you a cut of the profits.

(Thanks to the fixie craze, and a general new interest in cycling, a generic 10 speed goes for $80-100+ even needing a tuneup and tires, refurbished bikes go for $150+ easily, and if you take off the gears and one of the chainrings and throw on a BMX freewheel and a brightly colored chain, you can get $200+ for a singlespeed.)

Let me know if you're interested. It'd cover your Taco Bell, and maybe even let you upgrade to Chipotle.