I was doing some cyclocross with a couple of friends on Mount Royal the other day. We stopped at a water fountain near the Chalet to re-fill. A couple we had just passed ambles by; the man is explaining something to his mate:

"They shave them so that, when they crash, the injury isn't so bad." [Obviously talking about us...]

Enrico says, in casual voice, just loud enough so the couple might here: "Naw, we just like the way it looks."