On my way to a ride, and wearing the jersey/shorts/shoes "do you race?"

When i forget my regular shoes, and walk around the office in my spd's "Are those orthopedic shoes?" " Those new bowling shoes?'

Parents
"You spend more on bikes than you do your truck"
"I just don't get it. Why ride 63 miles, when you can drive?"


I also get the "well my bike did not cost that much".