Well now

It's the middle of winter here. I'm wearing ski socks and a sweat shirt over my merino base layer, 'cos its chilly at 23 C

And I'm still not allowed to ride or walk after my bike tumble.

So, I have 2 spare bedrooms, a Santana Visa tandem, a truly delightful Specialized 1989 lugged steel Sirrus Triple (Wow, my favourite for 20 years), a Trek 7.5 FX and a Rocky Mountain Solo 50 ST steel and carbon Ultegra road bike (that you can't ride or else we'd fall out) and a truly zippy Xootr Swift folder

Why not come, stay, visit, ride?

I'll ask you to shovel all the snow that you meet

Flights are cheap since some wally tried to ignite his underpants