HOLY CRAP!
Congratulations! We are pleased to invite you to join the 2010 Teach For America corps and are excited to assign you to teach General Science/Chemistry (grades 6-12) in the Bay Area . In order to reserve or decline your place in the corps, you must complete our accept or decline forms by February 3 at 5:00 p.m. Eastern Time.
Now I have to figure out where I'll be living in a city that's expensive as heck...