Originally Posted by
ahsposo
I light a M-80 and walk it over to his station and lay it at his feet. The reaction was everything I hoped for.
In 1976, my very first commute home from work, a car slowed enough for the ass-enger to jab me in the side with a baseball bat. I was able to stop without falling and give 'em the finger, but I had bruised and sore ribs for weeks after.