FTR, I call a lot of things I don't like "communist." Like the hill I couldn't get up in UT with a 30/26 combo at the end of a rough 3 hours. Puck me, that was a steep hill.

Another good one: I was gypped on my last set of bibs... I hope I didn't offend any gypsies

"Now wait a cotton-pickin' minute" (guess the Merrie Melodies character with its blatant, frequent racial slurs), I used to ride a triple?