ok..we need some women's input here.

when, other than cycling, can i wear tights. they feel so good. it is unfair that only women get to wear tights. men ued to in previous centuries. women have hijacked the tights. my female friends say my bib tights are really good quality tights. they don't stretch, or ladder. they stay tight and they keep the wind off the skin. is this true?

the heart rate monitor chest strap...let's say if you are not totally ripped, there is a little man boob that gets pushed up like a bra. So i would imagine. this cannot possible be from personal experience. honest. serious. am i protesting too much?

i said too much. time to shut up before i reveal how much i enjoy dresses. oops