On my 15 mile ride this morning I had a way-above average amount of near misses. I was

-Right hooked
-Almost broadsided by a soccer mom
-Run off the road by a delivery van
-Had a McDonalds wrapper thrown at me
and the worst one of all:
-Saw a Honda Civic with a baby seat in the back get T-boned by a Ford Econoline running a red light.

I was going to go for 20 miles, but after all of this, I was too frazzled to do the extra loop. What is wrong with people today?