What a clever Seinfeld allusion. You must spend a lot of your time watching mediocre television and memorizing tired banalities.
I intended no disrespect toward the Schwinn's ferrousity. (Yes, I know it's not in Websters.) The '86 Peloton was my first 'real' bike, and despite many crashes as a USCF junior and spending most of my teen years with beef-jerky scabs on my legs, I was never able to knock that frame untrue--that was all I saying.

Any guidance on the adaptors would be much appreciated.