Originally Posted by
Pedaleur
I've done plenty of stupid things, but my favorite (other stupid person thing) involved trying to chase down a car with a coffee mug on top. I reached him just in time to watch the mug tumble off the side.
I watched a ladies wallet roll off her roof one day as she drove through an intersection. All the contents (receipts, cards, notes, money) went spilling all over the road. When the light turned green I half drove through the intersection, stopped, applied the E lights and went about collecting the contents. Her bank was a BofA, which was just down the street, so I stopped in and explained to the manager what happened. They looked up her account and contact info, then called her as she was arriving in her driveway.