Originally Posted by
2manybikes
All you need is a bob trailer and a small dog, if the trail is smooth enough. They will all come to you and ask you about patting the dog. You will never again have to be the one to start a conversation, they will all come to you. You may not get any dates, but that's up to you. The dog will bring them to you 100% of the time guaranteed. It will also bring guys too, eveyone will come to you, trust me. Even the ones you don't want to talk too. Don't ask me why, but the hotter they are the more they want to come see the dog. The kids come like they are following the ice cream truck.
A dog was part of the equasion for my known formula to get women on you like flies on poop. There is a particular t-shirt I have worn while taking my dog to the dog park, and between the two, I can't avoid having at least one woman strike up a conversation with me.
I can't see the pictures you posted here at work, so I'll check when I get home.
Originally Posted by
BearSquirrel
It means you're "pre-approved" for a relationship.
Had I known that when I was single...
Originally Posted by
BearSquirrel
...there are some common gestures that women unconsciously emote that are tell tales as to when you can engage in playful banter...
Once again, things I wish I had known before. My aunt introduced me to a neighbor of hers because we were both about to start college at the same school. She was a beauty pageant contestant and a former cheerleader, planning to pledge a major sorority on campus, and otherwise a wholesome Christian girl to take home to Mom and Dad. I was a band nerd about to major in music education. I figured she was way out of my league and was just willing to be my friend, and I didn't pick up on any signs of the contrary... until I told her about this girl I met, then the frown on her face and her proceeding scarcity after that told me all I needed to know.