Originally Posted by
gearbasher
One Christmas, my brother gave me a red winter cycling jacket. He said he chose red because it would hide the blood stains. Boy, do I have some stories to tell. There are two rules to cycling.
Rule #1: If you're going to ride, you're going to fall.
Rule #2: No matter how good of a rider you are, you can't change rule #1.
Good rules! And I like your brother already! Great sense of humor!