If I were to pass CCrew on this list, I think I'd scream something like "Holy impossibilities, Batman!" Then my alarm clock would go off.

I did actually commute again today. First one in February. I had been on pace for 3,000 miles just commuting (not a big deal to the upper echelons among us, but still a mark of pride for me), but all this snow has knocked me off that pace. At least I'm riding again, and with the forecast is for temps in the 40s every day and steadily rising ove the next couple weeks, I think that I'm finally back to regular commuting. Thank dog!