Originally Posted by DogBoy
I was chit-chatting after a meeting, and the following was the conversation:
CW: "Is it a hassle to have your wife pick you up when it rains like last night?"
Me: "I don't have her pick me up."
CW: "What do you do? How do you ride without getting wet?"
Me: "I get wet. Its okay though, I don't melt!

"
CW: <Look of astonishment>
Sometimes the looks I get from others are a greater reward than the cycling itself. Not usually, but sometimes

I heard Loretta Lynn at the Ohio State Fair one year say, "It's raining, but I'm not made of sugar, I'm not gonna melt." I use that one a lot.