Originally Posted by billh
I heard Loretta Lynn at the Ohio State Fair one year say, "It's raining, but I'm not made of sugar, I'm not gonna melt." I use that one a lot.
Heh, that's an old one, my parents sure used that a lot on me. <whine>It's RAINING outside!</whine> Parent: Get moving, you ain't sugar, you won't melt.