I think I saw a hipster today at school, he was wearing puma ventoux's, tight pants, a moppy hair cut, a studded belt, and a patch that said "Bike Punk" on his sweatshirt. He gave me a dirty look, my mix of Old Navy shorts, etnies, a Giant bikes tshirt, shaved legs, Manhattan Portage bag, and fixed gear conversion must have confused his hipster mind. Im kind of glad that with the exception of being in Jersey City for school during the week I am safely hidden away in the suburbs far from anyone who actually cares about hipness.