Hahaha, that is one of the best things i've read on the forums in quite a while!

Never used a jetboil, so i can't comment on that, but i also like the availability of alcohol and would hate searching for canisters or such. Also, I have no idea where you guys are finding white gas in a container that is less than a gallon, as that is all i saw in the countryside. I ended up giving my white gas stove to a couple in a parking lot and stuck with alcohol, so much easier.