He may have 3 less Grand Tour wins than some American postal employee, but he's got one testicle more. Call it a draw?

And now that i have completed a year on BF and paid my dues as a respectful noob, can I get this off my chest - I am all for parody threads but fer chrissakes, let's put a little bit of effort in trying to be witty and original when creating one, shall we? This is roughly on the same level of originality and wit as saying "not me, you..."

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