Originally Posted by
frymaster
i don't call the police as a rule. in fact, my house has a small sign in the front window that reads "dear theives: this house does not call 911. that may be good news. that may be bad news."
I like it. Mine reads "Anything I got ain't worth your life", with an image of a .357 Mag pointed at their face. Not as subtle as yours, though.