Thank god, because that stuff is like some sort of pipe bomb!

On a another note, I think the explanation is:

Driver: "Yeah i saw him, but i thought i'd cut him off instead of being cautious. I really didn't care to look and find out what speed he was going and figured that he wouldn't have time to slam on the brakes to stop and then yield to my right turn."
Driver: "i own the road."
*Driver then began frothing at mouth, gesticulating wildly and searching for a horn to punch*
Driver: "Oh, um.. So when can i get goooooiing? I'm don't want to miss part of Oprah. She is so sensitive and caring."

God help her if she had to drive on the autobahn, a Mercedes up her ass going 180 when she pulls out doing 100! Anyways, go get your injuries seriously looked at tomorrow and sorry about your luck!

P.S. Why not... bicycles are DANGEROUS!