Fixie poser eh?

Matte black fixie, stipped and painted by moi? check
Chrome Camo bag? check
Chuck Taylors? check
iPod (that i never use while biking)? check
Rolled up pants? check
Mesh hat? check
Indie rock? check (the constantines and the weakerthans are gods. gods i say!)
Ironic emo moustache? check
Pretentious political philosophy grad student? check (hooray for Nietzsche)
LiveWrong bracelet? check

Messenger? nope
Biking elitist? never - if you're riding, i like you, if you're not, i'll probably still like you
PBR? no dice. i only drink good beer.

I guess I'm a poser. Somebody have a spare face-punch laying around?

Just to make you like me, here's a stupid photo...