After reading posts in the Women's section, thread entitled, "This is Yucky...," I was a little shy about posting in this "Vulgarity" thread. Yet I felt strangely drawn...

Then I got to thinking, "Well, they (the women) won't click here anyway, the thread title will act as a repellent." But remembering my wife's tendencies toward extreme curiousity, I balked again.
Then my anti-conscience came back with, "If any of the ladies do show up here, my defense can be to say that I was drawn for the same reason they were."

Aw, to heck with it, I'm getting confused!

Actually, the most amazing (let's put it like that) thing I saw was not while riding, but while hiking up Stone Mountain. I won't repeat it here. Let's just say those involved asked me, "Haven't you ever seen [this activity] before?"

Of course I had. Just never on a rock by a crowded path. Good thing it was dark. Seeing something like that in the daylight might have given me a mini heart attack. Then again, if it were light, I might have seen it more easily and just kept walking briskly. As it was, not being able to clearly make it out, I crept closer and closer to it, cocking my head side to side and squinting to see what it was I was looking at. I was practically on top of them before one of them spoke to me.

I have since learned that it sometimes pays not to investigate puzzling sounds at night.