I had some punk kids javelin one of those plastic tubes that go around the bracing cable on a lampost (if that makes any sense). Just about took it in the face. Stopped to stir up **** with them (I was really pissed off, and could have been hurt). Then I realised there was four of them, and they were drunk, so I quickly made peace and moved on.

Bastards.

And to think, I'm likely one of the youngest people on this forum, and I already hate teenagers...