Well, my rolled up pants are dickies (usually); I'm a TA (teaching assistant) which, while not technically minimum wage actually amounts to less, in large part due to the 37 papers staring in my face right now demanding grading; my previous job was a shade above minimum wage, but i worked there for 5 and a half years, so i deserved some sort of raise; i'm still not a snob ... i guess you got me on that one. Dammit!

And it's true that all beer is good, because of its inherent beer-ness. But I still prefer beer that tastes good. PBR would do over nothing, or Bud. Otherwise, pass me another Creemore...