Haha, awesome. Calling out people for being pseudo-roadies is pretty presumptuous on its own... and trolly, but whatever. Good thing you're dogging it on your dura-ace cervelo.

I like to hustle it to work... I like to keep my ride under a half-hour. I also work in a shop so I don't care if I'm sweaty when I get there. Sometimes I get up late and have to boot it, other times I'm hungover and it takes longer but it's still good.