We were arguing ethics, not intelligence.
For someone claiming to be a moron, I think I write pretty good. Thanks for pointing out my error though, I'm always trying to improve.
If you use your bike to impress doofus hipsters, adding a wide front rack will make your bike more useful. For carrying stuff, a rear rack is much more better.
The picture you posted reminded me of this one I took yesterday. Enjoying a smoke on a rainy day.
For $250, dude could buy a helmet, long pants, a waterproof jacket, socks and have money left over to get a patch kit for his friend.