Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
i'm usually a very good drunk biker but i ate **** last night and it wasn't pretty. my bars are a little scraped on the side and i scraped my elbow but my hip took most of the damage. It hurts. it all happened really fast. i have no clue how it happened but all i remember is riding and then opening my eyes after a sudden something and realizing i was on the floor in front of a few cute guys. real nice. real smooth.
dude, remember when nathan ate it on the way home from...uh...that bar that one time?
he was just rolling along, then WHAMO! over the bars, right on his face.