Ouch! Well I guess megastardom has its problems Truth is it wasn't a brilliant win. I got blown away by a junior on gear restrictions, and I truly mean BLOWN AWAY massive. I feel inadequate and dirty.

I might make it to Bankstown tomorrow night. Do I need several bodyguards or will I get by with just a can of mace? Or am I thinking of a different part of town?

Anti-recommendation: Heinz FAKE TOM YUM soup. It's diabolical, and even half a canister of salt didn't improve the taste. I have to go and be violently ill now.

Oh yeah, and South Park is on.