Leave enough stuff in the dumpster...
so you can climb back out.
So I go to heft my hefty over the edge tonight and look, the dumpster is full of bikes, parts and tropical hardwood scraps, and a bundle of rope.
Seriously, the bikes were junky kids bikes but I've been needing a stem just like this one had and some cheap cantilever brake parts.
There were also a few little pieces of brazilian mahogany, nothing to write home about but there were these small chunks of very dark, very heavy wood that I haven't figured out yet. Probobly just old teak but maybe Lignum Vitea. I need to do a little research.
My wife knows not to wait up for me when I take the trash out.