Is this a joke? I know I haven't been a member for all that long, but this puts most of the stupid posts (and posters) on this board to shame. If this isn't a troll, the OP won't be riding much longer and as such won't be around to wow us with his stupidity, I suppose.

EDIT: After glancing over his website, I am doubly convinced this is a troll, and in reality some total social reject living in his mom's basement who gets his kicks off of trolling strangers on the internet when cheetos and mountain dew loose their potency.