Wait a sec, 2,000 - 25,000 Watts? "Power" is an odd unit to use. Joules per second right? But I really don't understand the nature of the value.

... Is it energy expended on the pedal surface? Then wiki tells me 1N is about one apple (on earth obviously). It's like lifting 2000 apples in a second. ... that shows I shouldn't cheat on Shelly. I mean imagine what she can do with em apples. ...